because you cant cut your face on a thursday night if you have work on a friday morning
January 20, 2012, 12:24am
Reblogovano sa cliche..
January 09, 2012, 11:24pm + 74,857 notes
Search Google for “Let It Snow”
December 17, 2011, 10:22am + 1 note

just dropped more than half of my clients
need to do less so I can sleep more.
December 04, 2011, 5:24am

November 07, 2011, 11:21pm
was offered a raise and turned it down
The raise was given with the implication that I am both lazy and have not really been putting in all my effort at work. I’m not taking anything that’s offered through an insult.
October 18, 2011, 8:14pm

Gonna marry a girl named Winifred someday
October 16, 2011, 6:18pm + 2 notes